This week has been crazy. We were 
suuuuper busy all week, traveling to meetings, having killer 
appointments, getting some references of some power families, seeing 
miracles on Sunday, making tasty food, not having water in our house, 
sleeping in chinchorros (if hammacks had a cool older brother, it would 
be the chinchorro) and tearing this city up. 
I
 have learned sooooooo much this week about being a disciple of Christ. 
The more I study the more I realize that the all of the great things 
that we do and learn and hear are great, but they mean NOTHING unless we
 get to the real purpose of the gospel, which is our perfection. To 
really be disciples of the Savior, we need to follow Him and his 
example. I have learned a lot this week about how terrible I am at that 
and how much I need to change my heart and my actions. It takes a lot of
 work, but once the process starts it just feels great and super 
relaxing. I encourage all of you to take a minute to study chapter 6 of 
Preach my Gospel a bit. It is amazing.
BUT 
don´t think that I´ve gone all soft on you guys and aren´t myself 
anymore CAUSE THAT´S WRONG. I still have my lame story/comment from the 
week. This time, it´s a joke!:
-Cuál es el animal más perezoso?
-No, cuál es?
-No sabe? Es un pez. Sabe por qué?
-No, por qué?
-Qué hace un pez todo el día?
-NADA
(Please hold all applause ´til the end of the email)
I
 apologize for my love of cheesy jokes. Also puns. Nevermind I don´t 
apologize at all for my love of puns. Puns are punny and quack me up....
(As
 I wrote that I just remembered that part of Finding Nemo when the 
lobster guy says, "I am ashamed." who knows why that line came into my 
head...)
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ll I gotta go. BYE!
Elder Pratt
PS
 While the powerful sun of Yopal has made my face and arms more tan, the
 sketchy house that we lived in has given my hand a weird thing that is 
giving my hand a weird like white splotch. (And don´t worry mom, I 
already have talked to doctors and everything and have a cream and 
stuff, chillax :) )
PPS that part of Napoleon Dynamite when Uncle Rico nails Napoleon in the face with a steak
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