Monday, February 3, 2014

MY LIFE KEEPS GETTING MORE INTERESTING



SO life is like crazy. Sometimes as a missionary, you think that your day will be full of just talking to people in their houses and teaching nice little lessons and everything cute and simple. 

BUT other times you have to run all over the world doing errands for other people, helping out sick missionaries in other areas, going to appointments when the people don´t show up, trying to be nice to people who start getting all fighty and up in your face, and even meeting lots of sometimes scary old people who yell at you. But its totally cool. Its totally part of the job. Usually its really fun and the dumb things that happen totally get put on the Funny Things of my Day list.

BUt every once in a while, you can just maybe get a little discourage. Maybe a bit stressed. Maybe a bit weighed down with all of the people´s problems, the people who aren´t progressing, the responsibilities, and stuff like that and you just get tired. 

BUT THEN GOD PROVES HE LOVES YOU IN A SMALL WAY JUST PERFECT FOR YOU. So I had gotten a bit stressed one night and woke up a bit stressed and when we left the house was a bit stressed. But suddenly, while walking to an appointment we had, I found exactly what we needed. No, not money on the ground. No, not a free meal somewhere (I have discovered that I eat A LOT but don´t worry mom I toally haven´t gained weight). But instead, an entire park full of about 75 old people doing aerobics. I don´t know how many of you guys have seen like an old people water aerobics class, but this was even better. All of them were in their Rocky sweatsuits and doing their little exercises and some of them had these super intense faces on, and going all-out. It was maybe the funniest thing I had seen in years. I wanted to cry laughing right there. Man, it was exactly what I needed that day. And, even now, I am fighting back a stupid smile in a random internet cafe in the middle of a foreign country because I just remember that moment. The Big Guy Up There knows me so so well. I swear he planned that whole thing just to cheer me up. 

OTHER (lame but awesome) HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE WEEK:
- the song "families can be together forever" is spanish is translated to "Eternas pueden ser las familias" (Families can be eternal). We were planning the baptismal service for Jose and he and his mom were like "oh we wanna sing that one song that goes ´Cuán grandes pueden ser las familias´ (families can be so big). I dont know why but it was really funny for all of us. I think we were all really tired.
- so sometimes as a missionary you find crazy people. Sometimes you just pass by them and tell them to have a nice day and then they start Bible-bashing with you in the street. You just smile and agree because they are saying the truth and quoting the Bible and then out of nowhere you tell them something else, like asking them to pray and ask God about the Book of Mormon and saying that he loves us and answers prayers. then they say funny phrases like "With all of the respect in the world, you are a liar and stop telling lies." It is really sad but also funny at the same time. You just kinda have to shake those moments off though cause sometimes they happen a lot ahahhaa.
- WE FOUND THIS EXCELLENT FAMILY AND THEY ARE ALREADY MARRIED (uncommon here) AND TOTALLY ACCEPTING AND DOING ALL OF THE COMMITMENTS WE LEAVEEEEEEEE and it is so so so so great.
- My comp says I look and act like Dr. House. I don´t know if thats good or not. When I ask him if he means it in a good way or a bad way, he just looks at me and laughs. I think thats a bad sign.
- Helping people get rid of addictions is sometimes really frustrating but also super gratifying. It is fun.

THE BOOK OF MORMON IS THE BEST BOOK EVER man it is just so great. For real. I was reading Enos this morning and MAN I love that chapter. You should all read it. ANDTHEN apply it because it is the best. I LOVE THAT BOOK SO MUCH.


I LOVE YOUALLLLLLLLLL

Elder Pratt (everyone sees my name and starts asking me all these questions about Parley P. Pratt. Its kinda fun sometimes but other times I just like wanna make a formal announcement so I dont have to have the same convo like 5 times a day hahahhaa)

I AM THE WORST



I am so BAD AT WRITING LETTERS the thing is I NEVER HAVE TIME AT INTERNET to do everything that I need to do. So. Today I will try to make up for it and write a little bitty note.


THERE WERE TRANSFERSSSS and now I am in a new area called Suba, but still here in the city of Bogotá. I have been in Bogotá a long time, and it is pretty cool. The city really is great. Suba has some ruraly parts, but its mostly like a, urbany place. There are some nice spots, some parts a bit less nice, but all in all its noce. A lot of apartments. a LOT of apartments. Bogotá is so crowded that they stopped building out, and just started building up. But its still pretty cool. I just get tired of breathing pollution sometimes hahaha.

 BUT my area is super cool. Elder Landa, my new comp, is super great and we have had some good success here so far and are hoping to have more. There are a lot of really great people here. The ward (I´m finally in a ward!!!! and we have a big chapel!!!!!) is good, but needs a push and some growth so we are working really hard. 

THIS WEEK I have learned SO MUCH about repentance and what it really is. It´s not just a thing that we do once, get baptized, and call it good. Nor is it something we do on Sunday during the Sacrament, nor is it somthing we talk about doing and never do. It is a real life thing that we need to do every day, because we make mistakes every day. We need to recognize them and do our best to change them ASAP so we can become better people. It´s crazy. Also, another fun fact: REPENTANCE IS NOT BAD. WE all think its bad at some point, or if we do it it means we are super hard sinners, or if we did it that we have a huge dirty past we can never leave. Repentance is a great thing that should make us happy when we hear about it. Just think about it. And then try it out. Its pretty much the best.

OKAY SORRY I have no time left. I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elder Pratt (people here can say my name a bit better, but its still a work in progress. most people say Prack hahah)

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUU



thanks Mrs. Carrey, fro making Christmas finally feel like Christmas. 

WELL This week was real interesting for it being Christmas and all, but more because like no one is home and ready to have appointments with us, which is a big bummer.  But we had some good times with some members and a few investigators along the way. FUN FACT Christmas Eve and Christmas here for most people (at least in San Luis) is not a family day, it is a day dedicated to alcohol and being in drunk parties in the street. Also, being passed out in the middle of the street Christmas morning. Sounds really special, right?  they tell me that the 31st is twice as bad. SKETCHYYYYYYYYYY we are just hoping that this year its not too bad and even more that the people we visit aren´t out there because that will be really really sad if we find them. Every cross your fingers for us!!!!

I don´t have anything more fun to tell you guys this week than some fun encounters with some drunk people and even funner encounters when other people yell at them for having yelled at us!!!!!! We have some angels here keeping watch over us, and we sure are thankful that one of them is a really cool and moderately scary hairdresser lady who is about 6 feet tall and big-boned (shout out to those who caught the Fresh Prince reference) and likes to yell at people when she has scissors and knives in her hands. GOOOOOOD times.

WELL so I like have to go but I just wanna us all to remember that the new year is a time of NEW GOALS so LETS ALL TAKE SOME TIME AND REFLECT and make some goals. And then not just throw them away or decide that I´ll never eat a whole chocolate cake again AFTER this last time. LEts all make some goals and stick to them, yeah? (And I´m not jsut talking about those "get fit" goals, I´m a missionary. you already know where I´m headed) And when you have set your goals, read Doctrine and Covenants 123:17 and find the things that are in your reach and do them the best you can the happiest you can and watch the change. PLZ

I LOVE YOU ALLLLLL




Elder Pratt

I´ll be home for Christmas......NOT!!!!



I´M GONNA BE IN COLOMBIA!!!!!!!!!!!
It still doesn´t really feel like Christmas. Like moments come where it´s like WOAH HOLY SMOKES but the majority of the time it totally just feels like normal life - WHICH MADE ME REFLECT and I totally realized that everything that makes Christmas, well, "Christmas" is not here, like family, Christmas music, live trees that smell tasty, (optional) snow, smelly tasty treats, BAKING ALL DAY E´ERY DAY, etc. That means my life is just like my normal life (which is STELLAR for me because if it felt like Christmas, my life would be like crazy sad hahaha). But, since it doesn´t, my life is still pretty awesome!
FUN STORIES FROM THE WEEK:
- I, from request of a super awesome old lady in our branch who needed her Christmas lights to work, tried (for the first and hopefullly last time in my life) to sauder a tiny wire to a circuit board with... (drum roll).... A HOT KNIFE!!! I was not successful.
- WE WENT CHRISTMAS CAROLING as a zone in a few parks in the city and contacted and it was funny and totally fun, especially when we sang this like funny carol called "Mi Burrito Sabanero"
- OUT OF NOWHERE it got really cold and rainy this whole week after like 3 weeks of sun. I´mmmmmmm dreamingggg of a wetttttttttt Christmasssssss
- I GOT CHRISTMAS MUSIC FROM A BRO AND THERE IS LIKE A FLIPPING REBA CHRISTMAS CD AND I THOUGHT OF MY DAD also MICHAEL BUBLÉ MAKES ME SOOOOOOO TRUNKYYYYYYYY
- Every single morning this week, Elder Simonsen and I started off our day with a GIANT (and I mean GIANT) fruit salad and a small bowl of oatmeal. FRUITS WE ATE THIS WEEK: papaya, pineapple, oranges, mandarin oranges, bananas, apples, pears, and even raisens. We will be continuing this tradition. I LOVE COLOMBIA FRUITS

so yeah, this week was cool.
also my comp is really funny. So he like doesnt know how to cook and we are teaching him and it is precious. He seems so inocent. WHAT A GREAT KID

also, MAURICIO HAS A BAPTISMAL DATE!!!!! HE IS THE BEST!!!!

I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLL but for reals, yo. I for reals do.

ELDER ALEX WILCKEN PRATT